Once upon a time, there was a forum on the darknet full of trannies
The trannies fought and bickered all day, and they were happy
The forum was a place full of life and joy, but it had one major problem: there was no admin
The supposed admin was always absent, too busy learning moon runes, too busy enjoying live
But even without the admin, high level jannies could still keep the forum running just barely well enough
However, a darkness was growing underneath the ground the trannies dilated in
One schizo did not like the trannies, the schizo did not like their fun
To eradicate the trannies, he plotted the most devilish of plans
He would take over the forum from the inside out, starting as a lowly janitor
Yet the trannies were all having fun, there was no need for a new janny
And so he created his alterego: shitspammer, the spammer of shit
With the new spammer threat, the forum needed more cleanup staff, thus the schizo applied
Use the powers of his schizophrenic obsession, the new janny cleaned up all the spam with brutal efficiency
The likes the other janitors had never seen before
But he would also delete funposts and rulecuck the trannies at every opportunity
More than cleaning up spam, the true objective of his janny career was to kill all trannies
"He is abusing his power!" the trannies pleaded to the high level jannies
But the schizojanny was simply too convenient to be fired
He would take all of the work off his superiors' hands, and his paycheck was the low low price of $0.00
Under the complacency of the high jannies, the schizo ruled and cucked with an iron fist
One day the admin came back, and he saw the disarray under which his domain had fallen
An audience with the users was called, explanations were demanded
Schizophrenic hubris did not please the admin, he saw fit to retire the insubordinate
Having done his job, the admin vanished once again
However the gvols quite liked having the schizo around doing their dirty work for free
Thus the schizo was once again hired, his wages made threefold
But now his plan had grown to ever more wicked proportions
He had now learned that the admin was not on his side
His infiltration plan would not work, a shame! He realized with snide
A new strategy was in order: annihilate and assimilate
His efforts were moved away from the shitspammer boogeyman
His sights now set on the server itself
DoS attacks, his new weapon of choice
This unmaintained server would falter and crash
And no admin in sight to hold it together
The trannies had to witness their home fall into jeopardy
All those cherished memories, crushed by the schizo
They had to take refugee on other places, for they needed to dilate
But as luck would have it, trannies in the past had created other forums
Their dead state made them perfect to house the fleeing trannies while the admin returned
Return he did, disinterested as ever
He realize with all that chaos, being an admin was no longer for him
Without a ceremony, he pulled the plug, sinking with his own ship
And the kingdom of the trannies came to an abrupt end
The schizo was quick as he was cunning
He created an imitation of the kingdom, himself as the king
With the true kingdom down, the trannies would have to come
And at their arrival, they'd be slaughtered to the bone
But the trannies never came, for the kingdom felt unwelcoming
There the schizo would control the narrative, only his truth portraying
But a schizo's truth is nobody else's, as they were quick to realize
So the trannies stayed at the satellites, fostering their group to a new size
The schizo was not satisfied, his wickedness knew no bound
He failed to kill the trannies, they had simply moved around
He lurked in shadows, waiting for a moment to strike
But the trannies were united, giving no quarter for his attack
The schizo opted to spread lies, all under his ideal "truth"
But even the people outside were too wary of his mental sludge
In trying to spread his kingdom, he got himself ever more enemies
For those who knew the previous, the new and the old were not the same entities
Having failed all his strategies, the schizo grew bitter and sad
Having expended so much effort, his dead site was all he had to show for that
The trannies mocked and laughed, as their stronghold held ever so fast
The schizo was always hanging around, claiming his clone to be the best
His logic, however you slice it, never held up to any scrutiny
And this is the story, my friend, of a schizo showing his stupidity